Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Just a quick note to the fox news station.

First of all, while the tremendous spread of STD's is a big issue, shouldn't you be more focused on the fact that the college age youth is running around having premiscuous sex with everyone they see? After all, more than a million late teen to early 20 something age people, an enormous percentage of my generation, don't get STD's from one partner. No more than a million kids are sharing it with each other. I know how we can solve this. Don't have sex with everyone you see and you're a whole lot less likely to contract an STD. Hey that rhymes. Maybe it will be my motto.

Now on to drugs... Casual use, addiction, death... I can solve this one too. Don't take ecstasy, plain and simple. Of all the stupid drugs that could become a rage, X has got to be the worst by far. Don't casually do ecstasy and you won't burn holes into your brain, you know that thing that God shoved into your skull so you would use all that knowledge crammed in there. The less holes you have in your brain, the more likely you are to realize how stupid that is to do and the less likely you are to be addicted to it. And the less addicted you are, the less you die from it, because if the drugs don't kill you, eventually I will.

So, Fox News Station, if you're going to report on huge issues of our time, stop tiptoeing around the real issues trying to solve the little ones in such a way that everyone will be happy and your ratings won't go down, because you actually gather up the balls to tell us not to do stupid mind altering brain material frying drugs so we don't die, and to keep our pants on so we don't rot. Either solve the problem right, or don't even bother. Go on and talk about politics like theres a good, honest politician on earth and let someone deal with these kinds of issues who actually gives a sixteenth of a damn, please.

Today, I watched the news...

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