Important things to know about me...
If I could write beautiful words, I would waste them on less beautiful phrases
I fired my immune system yesterday
I set the keyboard in the underwear drawer when I type on this computer
The first older kid I ever knew was a sixteen year old pedophile.
I didn't like him.
I hate artificial peach flavoring
If I had a deep dark secret, I would probably tell it to you
I am a female but I'm not sure why
I've never done anything original in my life
I willingly went to see the Lizzy Mcguire Movie
I dispise changes
Yesterday I finally started making a list of things to do before I die
I think they should put the feeding tube back in.
I sing loudly when nobody is home
I don't sing loudly in the shower
I frequently ask for peoples attention by pushing them away
I don't pray for myself anymore
I've been to two weddings and one funural, but never a bat mitzvah
I also don't know how to spell said event
cheap wine burns my mouth like fiery owchness
I sometimes compliment myself in secret
I am afraid to sneeze publicly
I went through a two year period where I wouldn't even kill bugs
Many free spiders and queen ants showed me thier everlasting affection by biting the crap out of me in my sleep
I have slept on the floor of a home riddled with cocroaches
I fear cocroaches
I feel ready for sleeping again.
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